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The melting food!

Posted on 18 July 2006 at 2:54 pm by dustmite

First the can of pepsi… and now… the biscuits! :o

The biscuits meeeeeelting!

The wonderful expanding can…

Posted on 18 July 2006 at 8:42 am by dustmite

This poor can was left in the office over night, it was perfect when I left…

The Wonderful Expanding Can!

Make sure it gets to me!

Posted on 2 March 2006 at 12:35 pm by dustmite

We’ve just received yet another really odd phone call, though this one I think is funnier than the last one…

“I’m expecting a really important e-mail from the legal department… MAKE SURE IT GETS TO ME!�

Well, we’ve decided on how to make sure it gets through, we’re going to replace all of those recycled electrons with brand new ones… afterall, they must be a little dented by now.

Ray & The Phone, Part I

Posted on 2 March 2006 at 11:35 am by dustmite

Today, Ray decided to answer the telephone at work… Now, this isn’t a particularly bizarre thing to have happen, although the conversation did go ever so slightly surreal:

“Do you have a baby?� He asks, after a query relating to baby wipes and cleaning TFT screens…
“No? Would you like me to bring some in?�

I won’t ask where they’re coming from…

Ball extraction…

Posted on 23 January 2006 at 7:58 pm by dustmite

Today, at work, we decided we needed some more mouseballs so the serial mice, which we don’t use any longer, seemed to be a good place to get replacements from. So, it was decided that the poor little things needed a slight… autopsy.

Do you have your mouse donor card? First, remove the tail. Using your nearest available screwdriver, or other sharp edged instrument, wedge it between the buttons
Give it a good ol' clout with a hammer Tada! The ears are removed! A bit more fun with a hammer and the insides are revealed!
Then, with a healthy look hacksaw? remove the head This poor mouse has lost it?s tail? awww! ...but don't worry, the hacksaw will soon make light work of this one!
Many mice must be sacrificed to create the promised land full of mouse balls!