Archive for destruction

The Rain…

Posted on 28 November 2006 at 9:27 am by dustmite

Well, not much to say really… other than it’s raining. Lots. So, why am I even blogging to tell people about the wonderful weather, well, first off (and this will no doubt become a rant at some point), I hate drivers.

I don’t understand what it is about car drivers, but there’s always that one driver who decides that he doesn’t want to do the sensible thing that everyone else is doing and so, instead of driving around a huge puddle that a pedestrian is standing next to, he’ll decide to drive straight through it, soaking the poor plod. My clothes, at the moment, are held together only by water. But, that’s not the real reason for my post…

This is the real reason:

Bah, brollies!

Ball extraction…

Posted on 23 January 2006 at 7:58 pm by dustmite

Today, at work, we decided we needed some more mouseballs so the serial mice, which we don’t use any longer, seemed to be a good place to get replacements from. So, it was decided that the poor little things needed a slight… autopsy.

Do you have your mouse donor card? First, remove the tail. Using your nearest available screwdriver, or other sharp edged instrument, wedge it between the buttons
Give it a good ol' clout with a hammer Tada! The ears are removed! A bit more fun with a hammer and the insides are revealed!
Then, with a healthy look hacksaw? remove the head This poor mouse has lost it?s tail? awww! ...but don't worry, the hacksaw will soon make light work of this one!
Many mice must be sacrificed to create the promised land full of mouse balls!