Archive for March, 2006

Make sure it gets to me!

Posted on 2 March 2006 at 12:35 pm by dustmite

We’ve just received yet another really odd phone call, though this one I think is funnier than the last one…

“I’m expecting a really important e-mail from the legal department… MAKE SURE IT GETS TO ME!�

Well, we’ve decided on how to make sure it gets through, we’re going to replace all of those recycled electrons with brand new ones… afterall, they must be a little dented by now.

Ray & The Phone, Part I

Posted on 2 March 2006 at 11:35 am by dustmite

Today, Ray decided to answer the telephone at work… Now, this isn’t a particularly bizarre thing to have happen, although the conversation did go ever so slightly surreal:

“Do you have a baby?� He asks, after a query relating to baby wipes and cleaning TFT screens…
“No? Would you like me to bring some in?�

I won’t ask where they’re coming from…