Ball extraction…

Posted on 23 January 2006 at 7:58 pm by dustmite

Today, at work, we decided we needed some more mouseballs so the serial mice, which we don’t use any longer, seemed to be a good place to get replacements from. So, it was decided that the poor little things needed a slight… autopsy.

Do you have your mouse donor card? First, remove the tail. Using your nearest available screwdriver, or other sharp edged instrument, wedge it between the buttons
Give it a good ol' clout with a hammer Tada! The ears are removed! A bit more fun with a hammer and the insides are revealed!
Then, with a healthy look hacksaw? remove the head This poor mouse has lost it?s tail? awww! ...but don't worry, the hacksaw will soon make light work of this one!
Many mice must be sacrificed to create the promised land full of mouse balls!

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