Posted on 28 November 2006 at 9:27 am by dustmite
Well, not much to say really… other than it’s raining. Lots. So, why am I even blogging to tell people about the wonderful weather, well, first off (and this will no doubt become a rant at some point), I hate drivers.
I don’t understand what it is about car drivers, but there’s always that one driver who decides that he doesn’t want to do the sensible thing that everyone else is doing and so, instead of driving around a huge puddle that a pedestrian is standing next to, he’ll decide to drive straight through it, soaking the poor plod. My clothes, at the moment, are held together only by water. But, that’s not the real reason for my post…
This is the real reason:
Posted on 20 October 2006 at 1:05 pm by dustmite
Ah, the joys of the healthy foods kick in schools. It’s an excellent idea, getting a load of people to have to cook using real ingredients. Well, the notion’s not bad, but it means you end up with… (if you’re about to eat, look away, quick, look away!):
Posted on 10 October 2006 at 1:39 pm by dustmite
A contractor, of all people, visited me today carrying the plans for a major piece of redevelopment at work.
Essentially, there were three rolls of blueprints, all final versions produced by the county council, which had been with the contractors for a few months… one of which had a rather interesting spelling mistake. See if you can spot it:
Nice to see that the county think the same way as we minor plebs do about contractors…
Posted on 10 October 2006 at 8:17 am by dustmite
The world has gone officially mad… The BBC reports that a substance that had been left by a roadside in Germany managed to escalate into a major alert after some crackpot decided it was toxic waste.
The situation got so out of hand that the fire brigade had to be called and after two whole hours inside protective suits, they managed to conclude that the substance was… jelly.
It transpires that the jelly was left by a wedding party, and the groom has offered to clean up the mess… aww.
The full report is here: clicky!
Posted on 9 October 2006 at 2:50 pm by dustmite
Ray, a member of my staff, has fallen ill with the dreaded ‘flu that’s doing the rounds… in his absence, a large toner order arrived and so… I am proud to introduce, the patent pending, Ray replacement!
